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The Devil had not been at the Nest for far too long. Luckily, that sad, sad time was coming to an end.

Lucifer chased off the jizz musicians with a look as he strode into the bar, and then clapped that same Look onto Tiny. Tiny did not budge.

"What," Lucifer said, "Was that."

Tiny shrugged.

Lucifer let out an annoyed sigh. "You know, I think this place could take a renovation, honestly," he said. "Perhaps a few more tall video screens with images of strippers on them, or something."

The mood could only improve.

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texted3times posting in

fandomtownies

There was a live band tonight that Eric had not ordered. Tiny pleaded innocence entirely too quickly for it to be real, either. "What kind of music do they play?" Eric asked, looking confused by the plasticky blue elephant...thing playing a keyboard.

Tiny told him.

"It is not called that."

Tiny grinned.

"Well, that's probably why they were so cheap," Eric said.

Tiny told him how much they cost.

"Well, that's probably why it's coming out of your paycheck," Eric amended.

Welcome to the Devil's Nest. Enjoy the jizz band.

stykera posting in

fandom_clinic

There was a Space Battles movie on the TV in the waiting area of the clinic and Stabby had a laser sword. Thankfully it was a toy laser sword or everyone would likely be dead already.

"Morning," Stark said, dropping off some space themed donuts and coffees at the desk as he arrived.

He was expecting a quiet day. But you never knew around here. Anything could happen.

The clinic was open, the crab was swinging a toy laser sword with abandon, and the alien was in.

carbsliftthespirit posting in

fandomtownies

"What are you talking about? Of course you guys can manage without me! And I'll be back in a few, uh...months, at most. I don't really know. It's...family stuff. Listen, don't worry about it. Worry about serving up delicious pizza to hungry people. When in doubt, ask yourselves, 'What would Raiden do?'"

And then maybe...don't do that. Use your best judgment.

Specials
Maryland Crab Pizza
Steak Pizza
Pepperoni Pizza Stuffed Garlic Bread

Pizza Planet is open!

(Yes, it's true! Raiden and Gray will be going away for the summer to do some canon updating! In their absence Pizza Planet and Over Easy will remain open on a run-by-NPCs/moddable basis!)

not_a_haint posting in

fandomtownies

"...they may not have had a legal requirement to get the family's permission, but it seems to me they had a moral obligation to do so. Caleb, what do you think?"

The vet tech and one of the volunteers had been going on for some time about the Space Battles franchise which had segued into using CGI to bring back characters who's original actors had passed on rather than re-casting them.

Caleb had not gotten around to Space Battles. It was too big. Likewise Mr. What.

"I'll be honest I'm not sure I understood most'a that. But respectin' the family's wishes seems t'me t'be the right thing t'do."

The kitten he'd befriended, who had managed to get itself adopted by the new momma cat meowed for attention. "I think she agrees."

giveittoyoursister posting in

fandomtownies

There were a lot of Space Battles fans in the store today, and one of them had given Little Bot a toy laser-sword.

Which meant that rather than working, Vi was mostly watching Little Bot gleefully rolling around the store brandishing his new weapon at anyone who was stepping out of line.

imafuturist posting in

fandom_radio

Oh, again? Just... just the one note? You know, maybe you guys need to keep the drinking down if you want to find gossip these days.

*angry chittering*

Okay, okay. Let me read it and you can get back at it. Ahem. Hello, this is Tony Stark, letting you know that I spent time with my husband yesterday. Which honestly feels very egotistical to report on, but here we are.

Everyone, have a good day now that you know that important news.

heroic_jawline

Steve was ignoring the dogs' obstacle course today in the ballroom today, heading for the human-sized equipment.

The dogs, who had followed him in expecting something more them-centric, took to tugging on chew toys instead of going through their obstacle course while Steve went through a workout, then started a run on the special Steve-proof treadmill.

Not a bad way to spend a weekend, assuming nothing went horribly wrong in the next few days.

[Open for those who live there!]

mustbeawitch posting in

fandom_radio

Good morning, everyone! The squirrels have dragged me here to let you all know that Detective Watts was preoccupied with something under his desk and gnome-related theft, and received a coffee delivery. That is the only thing they bothered to report from yesterday, so congratulations to everyone else on their privacy! Farewell until next week, I suppose!

pocketpretzels posting in

fandomtownies

It was the kind of day where Watts was eyeing the space under his desk- so perfectly suited for a nap- with longing.

But instead of napping he was answering phone calls about gnomenapping. It seemed the lawn gnomes (not to be confused with the Portalocity gnomes) were at it again, stealing bits and bobs from people's kitchen junk drawers and the like.

Fandom Island crime, everyone.

heroic_jawline posting in

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heroic_jawline

*47 repeats of It's Gonna Be Me*

I don't think that was entirely necessary, Leroy.

*chittering*

Well, maybe your repeated playing of that song has something to do with why you didn't find much news yesterday.

*chittering*

Well, other than Watts and Steven having lunch, of course. Do you have anything else?

*long, guilty silence*

I promise I won't tell Cara. That's it for today, everyone! Have a good weekend!

wrongkindofsith posting in

fandom_radio

Well, I'm here, Leroy. Where are my notes?

*chittering*

There's no notes? Because nothing happened yesterday?

You have until the count of ten, Leroy.

One.

Two.

Three-

*click*

hasaknightjob posting in

fandomtownies

The children visiting always left Steven in a thoughtful mood. Hard not to ponder what their dads' lives were like. Steven didn't ask, of course. It wasn't the children's job to report on such things and dimensions had so much difference even when the changes seemed small it wasn't worth asking.

Still. Steven couldn't help but wonder what if?

Which made him glad for the distraction of work to keep his mind off of things.

He was behind the welcome desk if anyone needed him.

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stykera posting in

fandom_radio

Good morning. Wednesday, again. Hopefully a more pleasant Wednesday than the last. If last Wednesday was pleasant for you…I don’t want to hear about it, thank you. Especially you, Leroy.

Today was quiet. It often is after these weeks and weekends. And there’s no classes at the school and there’s nothing from the dorms, sorry Porg. So, a few notes from the town.

Sairis was at the Infinite Consortium, where there was still a glowy skull on display and potions and charms on offer.

Bucky opened up the movie theatre with some movies with lots of blood. Jesse was drawn in by the bloody horror movies and…there was a small cat in the theatre, for some reason.

And finally Kitty was subjected to tales of Tino’s children before I arrived and…told her about my own impossible boy from the weekend.

That’s all I have from yesterday for today.

throughaphase posting in

fandomtownies

Grossly, Tino had apparently cleaned up last week, and then spent the weekend dealing with a kid from each of those people. So that was a fun thing to find out about!

No, actually, it wasn't, and Kitty wanted to go back to being the person she was before that.

SPECIALS
HALF OFF IF YOU'RE HAVING FEELINGS

[Open!]

sairis posting in

fandomtownies

Sairis had spent the early part of last week antsy and needy, and then had decided to head somewhere remote and meditate. Instead, when he'd gotten to the top floor of the dorms, he had been eaten by a metal cabinet that Google informed him was a locker and was not supposed to eat people. Apparently he'd missed his finals, but they mostly hadn't happened.

This place was strange.

Today, though, he was back at the shop. The glowy dragon-head thing was still in the window, but the sign next to it now read, Don't ask, I just like it.

Next to that was another sign: Potions and charms available: Calm, fertility or infertility, privacy available - others by request.

Sairis was spending his time looking up what that glowy dragon-head thing actually was, but he could answer other questions!

afraid_of_marshmallows posting in

fandom_radio

Hey there, Fandom. It's me, ya girl Arden Finch, and...it's always a lot quieter the day after the kids go home, isn't it? Yeah...

Well, anyway, there's no School and no Dorms to report, so just a bit of stuff from Town to share. Professor Vess was with her daughter at the Infinite Consortium playing go, at least until Sairis came in asking about...carnivorous metal cabinets? Ooookayyyy, then. Kids got to eat free at Pizza Planet, which my kids appreciated when we stopped by. So weird that there are no radio notes about that! What were you squirrels even doing? Professor James brought his son with him to the Clinic, which made the nurses all happy, and Rey was in Mr. Blackwood's Grove with their daughters getting them all sugared up before sending them home. There's a thick stack of notes here about everything that they got up to, but out of respect for their privacy, I'll just say that children were adorable and goodbyes were said.

And with that, I'm out of notes, so I'll be signing off. Take care island, and enjoy emlyn's god sent me a karma which may or may not be related to the weekend. Bye!

[Me, to my manager, LJ, last week: Hey, so I'm going to Vegas next week! Fly out on Tuesday. Her: Okay! :) My Client Lead to me, today: Hey, LJ told me to send along these two high-priority assignments to you. When do you think you can get them done by? Me: lol. I'm getting into the cab to the airport in 3 hours. Not today, my guy! As I told her last week.]

shapethecentury posting in

fandomtownies

Right. The pollen was gone, the kids were gone, and Bucky was out of whisky. Time to take some kind of step.

Or several steps, all the way to the theater.

NOW SHOWING
GRINDHOUSE DOUBLE FEATURE
Chase with Satan
&&&
I Eat Your Plasma

Maybe not a step. Maybe a vague olive branch.

(You could take a guy out of the intelligence community, but you couldn't take the urge to send out coded messages out of the guy, apparently.)

The movie theater was open. Come get your grindhouse.

thatwaslucky

Unsurprisingly, Rey loved having the girls around. It was one of the rare weekends like this that wasn't weird or kind of traumatic. Instead, it was just nice. There would definutely be things to think about, and the timing was definitely awkward for when they were supposed to go to Beltane, but... nice.

Also Hanna could maybe be a little more forthcoming about some of the Jedi stuff in her universe but whatever.

And knowing that their time together was coming to an end, that felt like a good excuse to sugar them up on cookies before send them off. Sorry, AU future Reys and Adrians.

"How many chocolate chips should they have?" Rey asked, kind of knowing the answer.

[For them and all the SP.]

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The Devil's Nest, Tuesday Night

The Devil's Nest, Monday Night

Fandom Clinic, Monday 5/4

Pizza Planet, Monday

Furnado Animal Shelter, Monday May 4

The Magpie Emporium, Monday [4/5]

Fandom Radio - Sunday (5/3)

Stark Towerlet, Saturday afternoon

Fandom Radio, Sunday, May 2

Trooper Station, Friday

Summer Session 1 Workshop Submissions

Fandom Radio, May 1, 2026

WTFH - Fandom Radio [Thurs, April 30th]

Fandom Island Museum, Thursday Daytime

Fandom Radio, Wednesday 4/29

Caritas- Tuesday

Infinite Consortium, Tuesday

Fandom Radio, Tuesday, April 28th

Mystery Sign Theater 3000, Tuesday

Blackwood Grove- Monday afternoon

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